So a few months ago I said I would do this whole series. Time sure gets away from you, doesn’t it? It’s ridiculous, too, considering that I just played through this game in two hours and made all my notes for this post. Granted, I knew what I was doing (except for a brief hang-up involving cooking gel and a hand), so it wouldn’t take me as long as it takes someone new to the game, but it’s still on the short side.
Speaking of being new to the game, if you are, I suggest you stop now. Go here and download the game. Play it. Then come back. Why? Because I’m not holding off on the spoilers in any way shape or form. This game *has* spoilers, so let’s just make sure that you know long ahead of time that there are many spoilers to come.
And if you didn’t get it: SPOILERS!